- The Ministry of Socks must employee ninjas that steal just one of your socks and their salaries are more than offset by the constant need for people to replace their socks.
- If I lose something, I should pretend I've bought a new one. Then think about the best and safest place to put this phantom replacement, so I don't lost it again. Voila! I will find the erstwhile lost object.
Nb it's probably not a good idea to go out and buy the replacement for #2 of my items as you'll end up with two of the bloody things, and in a fury with yourself for not looking in the bloody obvious place the first time!!
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