Sunday, January 31, 2010

Walking machines are my friend. Cross Trainers; not so Much

Cross trainers are sent by the Devil.

Cross trainers are torture devices, used by the Spanish inquisition. (Our weapon is Fear. Fear and Surprise...)

Cross trainers are reserved for a special layer of hell, where everyone is screaming - thighs...my thighs!!!!

Cross trainers make my arms ache and my legs shake.

Cross trainers are Liars when they say that it's only been 3 mins since I started!!!!

Cross trainers should all be broken down into tiny pieces and made into emergency housing for natural disaster victims.

Cross trainers...I hate you.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So exactly *how* are you feeling after your first exercise session :)